I hate public bathrooms so hard. Like if you have to take a dump in a public bathroom and they don't have seat covers you have to put toilet paper on the seat, and it always sticks. Most of the time when you walk into a bathroom it's just so disgusting you change your mind. And if your in a store and you gotta go they make like mazes with carpet covered wallsjust to make you have to go even worse. Then when you get into the bathroom they don't have the stalls you want. Like theres a humungus hole at the bottom and at the top and on both sides. And theres always a little kid who looks under the stall door and then he'll look away to his dad
"Dad, dad theres a guy in there, theres,theres a guy in there." It's like the biggest fricken surpise of his life "But theres a guy in there daddy a guy." God I hate that.
John Gibson
ROFL, dayom. Excellent post, man. This couldn't be more true about bathrooms.
You forgot to mention the careless bastards who don't FLUSH when they're done! Like I want to see what kinda crap you sampled at the snack bar at Wal-Mart. Next time you savages want to launch a sea pickle that's a combination of a salted pretzel, a hot dog and a taco mixed together in one big turd, either save it for when you get home, or just shit your pants. I'd say option 2 is more entertaining for the rest of us, at the same time, being extremely unpleasant to smell.
