John Gibson
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Feb 19th, 2008. VMTV anniversary, AND Jury DutyThat's right. I received a notice to appear for jury duty on February 19th of this year, which marks the 13th anniversary of Video Masters. That day was going to be the release of the February, 2008 show, so I'll have to release it the day before, or when I get home from jury duty. Who knows?
13 must be an unlucky number for VMTV this year, huh?
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Infidel
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when they call you into the room, and put you under the lights... and start asking you questions
Talk to an imaginary friend. You'll be out in a heartbeat.
Oh, or bring a film crew to "chronicle" your adventure on the jury. And tell them you can't wait to see the look on the perp's face when you find him guilty! (imply that there is NO WAY you will find him innocent).
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John Gibson
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LMAO dayom. I should write this down!!
Glad to have you here, good sir! 
Get yourself an avatar, mate.
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Black Flag NC
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Great idea Infidel. Hey John, walk in with your hair parted to one side and a Hitler moustache. When they ask you a question, stand up and start screaming in German. Instant out of jury duty free card! The US justice system frowns on the third reich.
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Infidel
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He's a quarter jewish. He'll 'splode if he does that.
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John Gibson
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Man, you folks are dark. Funny as hell, but dark.
I likes it! 
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mjj58
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Better still,walk in and start taking off you pants.Then hand them to one of the staff and ask them to iron them for you.
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John Gibson
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Doesn't that count as indecent exposure?
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mjj58
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As long as you aren't going commando ... i don't think so.
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NecroVMX
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District Attorney: Do you have any bias or prejudice in regards to this case?
You: No sir, I hate ******, *****, *****, ******, ******, ***** and ******** equally
works every time!
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