Chuck Norris- Karate Kommandos

John Gibson · Chuck Norris- Karate Kommandos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0q3ZJnI868

I think I watched this a few times as a kid. Wow, this is kinda bad. If I remember correctly, I saw the DVD at Midtown Comics in the city, so maybe one day I'll pick it up and review it.

This, and I would love to find the Mr. T cartoon. I already have the Rambo cartoon on VHS.

John Gibson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thORw6HYg2c

This one is hysterical.

Chuck Norris......Chuck Norris. I'm turning red from laughter.

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To me, Chuck Norris was cool but sort of a dorky action hero. Him and Steven Segal. I'll take Charles Bronson. The opening to Once Upon a Time in the West is about as badass as you can get. Hey, is there a Charles Bronson cartoon?!?

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HAHA, probably not. Good thing Steven Seagal never was a cartoon. Guess they thought they could give kids a hero to look up to in Norris (before he became a Texas Toast...I mean Ranger). Kids probably didn't listen to parents, but would listen to role models, like Mr. T, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Belvedere...well, maybe not the last one. Hell, even He-Man taught morals to kids, cause parents just didn't have the time, patience, or intelligence to teach their own kids.

As corny as it may sound, we could sure use these old cartoons again for the younger generation again.

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Hey, I had a Chuck Norris action figure from this show! Don't remember him dispaching advice, though. Remember at the end of G.I. Joe when some kids would be doing something dangerous and a G.I. Joe would come to the rescue? I remember Quick Kick saving a kid from falling out of a treehouse and Flint teaching how to deal with a nosebleed.

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Let's not forget the Body Massage and Pork Chop Sandwiches....oh wait... hehe

I saw some Chuck Norris figures on Ebay. I was thinking about getting at least Chuck, so I have something to put in the show along with a review. I used to own the Mr. T figure from his cartoon. You know what I should get at the Comic Con? The Rocky toys, that's movie merch right there to talk about, and it has Mr. T. He had his own figure for his cartoon, and the A-Team.

Never saw a "Walker: Texas Ranger" action figure, did you?

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http://www.gamespot.com/users/shr...as/video_player?id=cX01wjqt5bIIvg

Found a full episode. I only hope if I do get the DVD of this, there isn't some Adult Swim, or Boomerang logo in the corner.

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I think I smell a skit idea for Episode 15.

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Instead of the repeating Chuck Norris it can be John Gibson!

"John Gibson brings you another action packed episode of JOHN GIBSON! With his co-host JOHN GIBSON! They'll be reviewing JOHN GIBSON for the JOHN GIBSON Entertainment System!" ha ha ha!

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LMAO!!!

I'm thinking more along the lines of those moral lessons that most 80's cartoons were filled with. Smile

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Some of the celebrities meant well, like Mr. T and Chuck Norris.

I think I've said this before, kids look up to them cause their parents don't set a better example.

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Dude, I had to put up some of these. They're hilarious:

*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris once kicked a 50-yard field goal while having sex.

*Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

*Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

*The film Anaconda was filmed in Chuck Norris's pants.

*Chuck Norris can speak braille.

*Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

*Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

*Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

*And my favorite: Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Here's the website with lots of these.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck